The hunt is on for a sculptor to produce the long overdue statue of 1927 FA cup winning captain Fred Keenor. Fans have signed the petitions in their thousands (including myself) and a nice bronze statue of the Cardiffian would look dead posh outside the ground.One person however who will not be offering his sculpting services is my good self. I can barely knock up something recognisable from my kids playdough, and I don't think a lifesize immortalisation in plasticine would quite fit the bill.
So if you're a internationally renowned sculptor, and preferably a member of the Royal Academy of Arts, then pick up the phone now.
